bedquest:

dear fucking tumblr

this is a fucking bumblebee

this is a fucking bee

this is a fucking hornet

this is a fucking wasp

as you can fucking see the longer their legs are and the less fuzzy they are is equivalent to how fucking evil they fucking are

(via time-not-well-wasted)

wild-lion:

just because i hate me doesnt mean you can

(Source: slenclerman, via unsuccessfulselfie)

jesuschristvevo:

i dont date in high school because no one is rich yet so whats the point

(via poster-ofagirl)

mermaidsandmisandry:

things i dont need in my life:

• wasps
• those stringy things on the banana
• commercials on youtube

(via thunderwarriors)

nbcemployee:

the uglier the snapchat, the closer the friendship

(Source: foodtrucker, via time-not-well-wasted)

lindsaur-gor:

There needs to be a code word or something that means “my brain is fighting me every step of the way today and I feel like I’m going to vibrate out of my skin, so I need you to forgive everything and go slowly and speak softly and lower your expectations.” And then we could all just be like, “I know I said we could go to a movie tonight but… tangerines.” And the other person would nod and squeeze your elbow or rub your head and you wouldn’t feel like a failure.

(Source: mr-lindsey, via opiumaze)

sardonicheight:

[[seductively does nothing to indicate I’m attracted to you]]

(via haiheather)

ship-all-the-gay:

so i was eating some of those sugary gross conversation hearts. (they were on for $1 at work) and I was reading them.

they say like ‘cool’ and ‘ur cute’ and then suddenly

I think the factory workers need help

(via riotchick)